I Am Phil Helmuth And So Can You

A Guy named Phil will win the LAPC Today! HELL-MOOTH Vs Ivey The dogs of kitsch are at it again--this time at the LA Poker Classic--silly movie stars in disguise, with their sunglasses and Moneymaker Freshman 15 Chubbyness--Karaoke Poker--the bottom of the barrel, cheap imitations of the two original Phil's, Helmuth and Ivey, who will be going to the Final table for a WPT title. The cream does rise to the top. Anyone with a few drinks in them can belt out Sinatra's My Way ---AK Preflop all-in insta shove, against any big pair--a coin flip at best. Even Helmuth did against Ivey's AA, to give up the chip lead. Here are the official chip counts for today's historic World Poker Tour final table, scheduled to start at 5:00 pm PT: Seat 1. Quinn Do - 1,450,000Seat 2. Nam Le - 1,180,000Seat 3. Phil Hellmuth - 2,380,000Seat 4. Phil Ivey - 4,100,000Seat 5. Charles Moore - 1,510,000Seat 6. Scott Montgomery - 2,680,000 Phil-Ubiquitous-Helmuth-The Next Paris Hilton- He...